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Froderick, Gay Son of Dracula

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Froderick, Gay Son of Dracula

Cali Kitsu

My name is Froderick Dracula, but my friends call me Frode. I’m seventeen and starting my junior year of high school. My father, the famous Count Dracula, is not only the most celebrated vampire in the world, but he’s also the school ruler, not to mention a huge idiot. He’s completely out of touch with the world and hates anything that he doesn’t understand—which is basically everything.

Being the son of the ruler of the school and the highest vampire in all of vampire society is hard enough on its own, but there’s one thing I forgot to mention: I’m gay. It’s pretty hard keeping such a big secret, especially with my father trying to convince me to get my first bite out of the way. I’m not interested in biting any girls, though, so that’s not gonna happen.

Starting the first day of school will be just like every other year, boring, bland, full of classes that I don’t care about. That’s what I assumed until our opening assembly, when I saw him. Caleb Cheval. The new vampire in school. He’s also a noble, and he wants to—hold my hand?

Whaaat?! What the fangs am I supposed to do?

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Froderick, Gay Son of Dracula is published by Deep Hearts YA, the young adult imprint of Deep Desires Press. For more information on Deep Hearts YA, please click here to visit the website.

The Shocking Adventures of Jewish Lightning #2 The Roaring Tushies

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The Shocking Adventures of Jewish Lightning

#2 The Roaring Tushies

Kitty Knish

It's 1928 in Chicago, the peak of prohibition. Jewish Lightning and The Knish Kid investigate an illegal speakeasy operated by an old foe. The only way for our heroes to take down this alcohol-fueled operation is to win in a villainous tournament against an array of enemies old and new. From the hot-headed Mazel Tov Cocktail to the eccentric Dr. Pisher, the action is non-stop!

The fights are hot! The drinks are cold, and pack a real punch too! The fight for freedom, justice, and sisterhood continues in The Shocking Adventures of Jewish Lightning #2 The Roaring Tushies!

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The Shocking Adventures of Jewish Lightning #1 The San Francisco Snatch

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The Shocking Adventures of Jewish Lightning

#1 The San Francisco Snatch

Kitty Knish

It's 1917, and people are disappearing all over San Francisco. But fear not because Jewish Lightning is here to save the day! Yes, Jewish Lightning who can manipulate the mighty flow of electrons to her will. While our boys are overseas fighting the Kaiser, Jewish Lightning along with her wise-cracking sidekick, The Knish Kid, fight in the name of freedom, justice, and sisterhood.

The Davening Duo face off against enemies like the greedy Golden Gelt, the hot-headed Mazel Tov Cocktail, and even a jilted leather-bounded ex-roommate in order to solve the string of kidnappings. Can our heroes bring these villains to justice or will they succumb to their evil plot? Will Jewish Lightning’s and the Knish Kid's relationship survive these new trials?

Find out in The Shocking Adventures of Jewish Lightning!

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Tales of Monsterotica: Anthology Collection Book Two

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Tales of Monsterotica

Anthology Collection Book Two

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock’s homecoming is in for a sticky end!

Travel beside Jonathan Woodcock, our veteran monster-shagger, as he continues his arduous journey of sexual discovery! Watch poor Jonathan experience the leather-clad discipline of the muscled Queerwolf alpha daddy. Shriek in terror as young Mr Woodcock is seduced by the Phantom of the opera and learns that his only escape is to bend over and take one for the team. And, finally, marvel as our hero returns home to England, only to find an especially thirsty vampire Count waiting for him, eager for a different sort of life fluid!

This frightening collection of gay erotic comedies includes “Bite of the Queerwolf,” “The Drag-Queen of the Opera” and “Revenge of Count Shagula,” all in one volume.

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

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Nuttin’ But Trouble

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Nuttin' But Trouble

College of United Monsters #4

C.B. Archer

What happens when you’re a prankster for hire who exchanges jobs for cat themed rewards without ever questioning why you’re doing those jobs in the first place? Troubling stuff. Troubling stuff happens. Look, it isn’t a sex pun this time— but we took care of that with the actual title this time.

The once elite College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is not only having financial troubles but is now suffering from missing student problems. In order to stay afloat, it has been forced to allow humans to register; but the problem is that they keep vanishing mysteriously. Humans, in a monster school? Well, not for much longer if this keeps up! Also, humans are getting kidnapped and that was probably a bigger danger to the school than needing to tighten up the budget.

Porter Giese was once a ridiculous human, before he died in a tragic Pilates accident. Now he roams the halls of the school as the ultimate get-things-done-ghost. Whose obsession with cats borders on Lycanthropy. Being invisible, it turns out, is quite a boon to an intrepid prankster. Another boon would be questioning the motives of your employers, but Porter still is sorely lacking in that department. But, honestly—with a name like Porter Giese were you really expecting someone that doesn’t accidentally sell out everyone they know for an all-knowing cat of pure malice? Okay, you probably were not expecting that one this time, but good on you for at least pretending you did for a minute there.

It serves you right for thinking that having a punny name and attending monster college was the only joke going around in this series.

Nuttin' But Trouble is a 17,000-word novella.

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I Was A Gay Teenage Zombie

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I Was A Gay Teenage Zombie

Alison Cybe

Jay was perfectly normal for an awkward, antisocial, gay teenager. Until he was bitten by a zombie boy.

"Y'know, if I was a sexy type of undead, like a vampire or something, I'm sure I'd have some kind of supernatural power to bring any guy I liked under my charismatic control. Best I can hope for is to not decompose over someone's shoes. How romantic."

And you thought it was hard coming out as gay... Jay was a perfectly normal teenager, like any other awkward, antisocial, gay teenager. Until he was bitten by a mysterious zombie boy.

Now, Jay has far more on his mind than he can handle. Not only is he struggling to keep his troubled family together and deal with his unfulfilled love for the hottest guy in school, he also needs to keep in check his urge to devour human flesh. All the while making sure his decomposition doesn’t show. As if he wasn’t already enough of an outsider…

This unique story offers a fresh and exciting new twist on the young adult LGBT coming-of-age comedy horror tale. Shockingly aware and witty, this thrilling tale by acclaimed horror and dark fantasy author Alison Cybe dishes up side-splitting laughter, stomach-churning horror, heart-rending drama and everything you'll need to know about growing up when you just don't fit in.

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I Was A Gay Teenage Zombie is published by Deep Hearts YA, the young adult imprint of Deep Desires Press. For more information on Deep Hearts YA, please click here to visit the website.

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Thong of Thongs

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Thong of Thongs

69 Sexy Jewish Stories

Kitty Knish

Thong of Thongs is the lovely Kitty Knish's debut collection of 69 sexy Jewish stories. Laugh as the Chosen People enjoy their bondage with a side of bagels and lox.

Thong of Thongs is the lovely Kitty Knish's debut collection of 69 sexy Jewish stories, showcasing Jewish humor at its finest. Equal parts kosher and dirty, romantic and raunchy fun.

Adam, Eve and the trouser snake; streaking at a kibbutz; Freud’s introduction to submission; these are only a few of the hilariously scandalous tales found inside. Laugh your tuckus off as the Chosen People enjoy their bondage with a side of bagels and lox.

*WARNING*: While there is something in this collection for everyone, not every story is for everyone, so please approach this book with an open mind before you unzip your pants. No kvetching here, you’ve been warned!

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The Revenge of Count Shagula

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The Revenge of Count Shagula

Tales of Monsterotica #6

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home – but he is not yet safe as the world’s naughtiest vampire, Count Shagula, pursues him relentlessly, eager for just another nibble. Will Woodcock be able to come out on top once again, or will Shagula have his wicked way with our beloved hero?

After months of travel, fighting evil groping ghouls and feisty Frankensteins, Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home! Having escaped from the distant castle of Count Shagula and the vampire’s very naughty sex dungeon, Jonathan is happy to get back to his cozy hamlet in England and perhaps, finally, have a decent cup of tea.

But all is not well back home, and it’s not just brexit that’s causing trouble! Some sinister figure is skulking around the countryside, bothering young men and nibbling on their naughty bits! And this time it isn’t your humble writer – honest! No, it seems that the cock-hungry Count has followed our brave hero home like an eager puppy.

Will our submissive Jonathan finally put his foot down and drive his wooden shaft up the Count’s dark places once and for all?

The Revenge of Count Shagula is a 15,000-word novella.

"Things that go hump in the night" - James Wallis

* * * * * - Matt Wingett

“Welcome to the crazy, sexy, cool universe of Justin MacCormack. He has taken on some of the great classic horror stories and given them a twist and a turn. His versions are making me laugh, and I find them witty and very entertaining.” – Miss Betty

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Gorgon in 69 Seconds

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Gorgon in 69 Seconds

College of United Monsters #3

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and finally meet your bitter rival face to face? Riding stuff. Riding stuff happens.

The once elite College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still having financial troubles. In order to stay afloat, it has been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters are real and that was probably a bigger shock to the world than one school of them allowing humans to enroll.

Nape MacGuffin is a regular, ridiculous human. A student in the suddenly popular Historical Pottery Studies course, Nape finds himself facing off against his class’s biggest rivals: the students of Automobile Theory & Repair, who are convinced the pottery class is out to destroy them. Naturally, they have to get to the pottery students first. But, honestly—with a name like MacGuffin, you know the entire reason he’s in this story is to get kidnapped later on to serve as a plot device. You did know that…right?

It serves him right for having a punny name and attending monster college.

Gorgon in 69 Seconds is a 17,000-word novella.

Gorgon in 69 Seconds releases on Tuesday April 16, 2019!

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Love Knot

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Love Knot

Slave to Beauty #2

Tim Bartholomew

Saltwater seduction, treachery and a nautical nightmare.

Although craving a quiet life out of the public eye, Andrew and Bryony rarely miss an opportunity for erotic fulfilment—even in the most unlikely of historic monuments. But during a supposedly relaxing yachting holiday round the Aegean, Bryony falls under the spell of a cocky and irresistible stallion of the sea. And the result? Maritime marital meltdown.

As the pair struggle to navigate the rough seas on board the yacht, they’re met with an even more dangerous foe; a psychological and sexual tempest worthy of the god Neptune himself. He has his sights set on the couple—and the money he’ll make from showcasing them.

Desperate to find their way safely back to dry land, the newlyweds must overcome the stranger’s attempts to prove his prowess in a nautical threesome, a task which will test their love as never before.

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