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Nuttin’ But Trouble

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Nuttin' But Trouble

College of United Monsters #4

C.B. Archer

What happens when you’re a prankster for hire who exchanges jobs for cat themed rewards without ever questioning why you’re doing those jobs in the first place? Troubling stuff. Troubling stuff happens. Look, it isn’t a sex pun this time— but we took care of that with the actual title this time.

The once elite College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is not only having financial troubles but is now suffering from missing student problems. In order to stay afloat, it has been forced to allow humans to register; but the problem is that they keep vanishing mysteriously. Humans, in a monster school? Well, not for much longer if this keeps up! Also, humans are getting kidnapped and that was probably a bigger danger to the school than needing to tighten up the budget.

Porter Giese was once a ridiculous human, before he died in a tragic Pilates accident. Now he roams the halls of the school as the ultimate get-things-done-ghost. Whose obsession with cats borders on Lycanthropy. Being invisible, it turns out, is quite a boon to an intrepid prankster. Another boon would be questioning the motives of your employers, but Porter still is sorely lacking in that department. But, honestly—with a name like Porter Giese were you really expecting someone that doesn’t accidentally sell out everyone they know for an all-knowing cat of pure malice? Okay, you probably were not expecting that one this time, but good on you for at least pretending you did for a minute there.

It serves you right for thinking that having a punny name and attending monster college was the only joke going around in this series.

Nuttin' But Trouble is a 17,000-word novella.

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The Revenge of Count Shagula

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The Revenge of Count Shagula

Tales of Monsterotica #6

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home – but he is not yet safe as the world’s naughtiest vampire, Count Shagula, pursues him relentlessly, eager for just another nibble. Will Woodcock be able to come out on top once again, or will Shagula have his wicked way with our beloved hero?

After months of travel, fighting evil groping ghouls and feisty Frankensteins, Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home! Having escaped from the distant castle of Count Shagula and the vampire’s very naughty sex dungeon, Jonathan is happy to get back to his cozy hamlet in England and perhaps, finally, have a decent cup of tea.

But all is not well back home, and it’s not just brexit that’s causing trouble! Some sinister figure is skulking around the countryside, bothering young men and nibbling on their naughty bits! And this time it isn’t your humble writer – honest! No, it seems that the cock-hungry Count has followed our brave hero home like an eager puppy.

Will our submissive Jonathan finally put his foot down and drive his wooden shaft up the Count’s dark places once and for all?

The Revenge of Count Shagula is a 15,000-word novella.

"Things that go hump in the night" - James Wallis

* * * * * - Matt Wingett

“Welcome to the crazy, sexy, cool universe of Justin MacCormack. He has taken on some of the great classic horror stories and given them a twist and a turn. His versions are making me laugh, and I find them witty and very entertaining.” – Miss Betty

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Gorgon in 69 Seconds

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Gorgon in 69 Seconds

College of United Monsters #3

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and finally meet your bitter rival face to face? Riding stuff. Riding stuff happens.

The once elite College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still having financial troubles. In order to stay afloat, it has been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters are real and that was probably a bigger shock to the world than one school of them allowing humans to enroll.

Nape MacGuffin is a regular, ridiculous human. A student in the suddenly popular Historical Pottery Studies course, Nape finds himself facing off against his class’s biggest rivals: the students of Automobile Theory & Repair, who are convinced the pottery class is out to destroy them. Naturally, they have to get to the pottery students first. But, honestly—with a name like MacGuffin, you know the entire reason he’s in this story is to get kidnapped later on to serve as a plot device. You did know that…right?

It serves him right for having a punny name and attending monster college.

Gorgon in 69 Seconds is a 17,000-word novella.

Gorgon in 69 Seconds releases on Tuesday April 16, 2019!

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The Incredible Real Life Monster Man

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The Incredible Real Life Monster Man

L.B. La Vigne

Mikey can’t get enough of his silly, precocious monster boyfriend who he takes home from the carnival, and you won’t either.

Monsters are real, and everyone knows it. When Mikey, an employee at the US Department of Fish and Wildlife,is assigned to rescue an abused creature at Samuel’s Carnival Extravaganza, he feels drawn to the sympathetic thing. But, rescuing and nursing the creature back to health has some…unforeseen consequences. Not only can Renin talk, but he has the same urges and needs as a human—urges and needs now set on his savior, Mikey. Ones which Mikey can’t say he doesn’t reciprocate.

As a creature used to high levels of socialization, keeping him in isolation with little stimulation could be doing him more harm than good. For the second time, Mikey must break Renin out of captivity, bringing him home for…safe keeping.

While ending up in Mikey’s home is one of the best things to happen to Renin, multiple forces threaten to tear them apart. Mikey’s boyfriend, for one, isn’t accepting of the creature making itself comfortable in Mikey’s bed. The government is desperate to get their creature back, and will stop at nothing to have him. And then, there’s what’s hidden in the woods—watching, waiting, ready to strike at Renin at the first opportunity. With everything seemingly against them, Mikey may not be able to hold on to his creature for very long.

The Incredible Real Life Monster Man releases on Tuesday, February 19th!

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Gargoyle’s Embrace

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Gargoyle's Embrace

Polar Nights #3

Cara Aisling

The mysteries that are building in the deep snows of Tromsø seem to never end—including how Auren knows a certain incubus, and perhaps the reason why the fae have come so far north…

As the owner of a high-profile exotics bar for the supernatural, Krystalf is used to attention. Being the son of wealthy and powerful parents and a formidable second-tier mage himself, Krystalf is also used to being the target of petty humans looking for a healthy ransom. Luckily, his life in Tromsø, Norway is usually quite peaceful.

Then…the fae arrived. After a brutal attack, Krystalf is left shaken as he witnesses for the first time how powerful they are. And at how helpless he truly is against them.

For the devilishly-handsome Auren, a gargoyle from Cara, Egypt, finding his mate was the last thing on his mind.  He’s been painstakingly hunting the host of fae who attacked his home. That hunt leads him straight to the arms—and heart—of the mysterious mage, Krystalf. Yet, more questions than answers arise once Auren sets foot in Tromsø.  Questions regarding how Auren knows a certain incubus—and perhaps the reason why the fae have come so far north…

Gargoyle’s Embrace is 24,000-word novella.

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The Drag Queen of the Opera

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The Drag Queen of the Opera

Tales of Monsterotica #5

Justin MacCormack

A Parisian opera house is under siege by a villainous and musical ghost, and the only person that can stop the fiend’s plans is renowned monster-shagger Jonathan Woodcock.

Lights! Stage! Action!

Upon arriving in Paris, Jonathan Woodcock was hoping for a chance to relax from his arduous travels across Europe and put his numerous sexual experiences with the forces of darkness behind him.

But he soon learns that the local opera house is under siege by a villainous and musical ghost, a spectral haunter with plans to steal the limelight all for itself—and it has its eyes set on poor Mr Woodcock!

It seems that Jonathan’s days as an experienced monster-shagger are to be tested once more—but will he be able to evade the lure of the stage and don his sheer silk panties (yes, you read that right, and he looks so good in them!) for the right cause? Or will he be enthralled by the Phantom like so many others before him?

The Drag Queen of the Opera is a 15,000-word novella.

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Centaur of Attention

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Centaur of Attention

College of United Monsters #2

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and have a crush on the handsomest centaur jock in the school? Mounting stuff. Mounting stuff happens.

The once elitist College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still falling on hard times. In order to stay afloat it had been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters were discovered to exist and that is still a bigger shock to the world than one monster school allowing humans to enroll.

Hugh Min is not a regular ridiculous human. Instead, he is a human that was adopted as a young child by a family of yeti. Hugh has more problems than the average student—an insatiable level of emotional angst, an insatiable appetite for snack foods, and an insatiable…whole lot of other problems. Will Hugh be able to successfully bridge two impassible college gaps, one between the sporty jocks and the geeky geeks, and the other against monsters and humans? Only by gaining access to the most sacred of all places—a centaur’s closet—will this question be answered.

Honestly, it serves him right for having a crush on an easily punned monster type and attending monster college.

Centaur of Attention is a 14,000-word novella.

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Bite of the Queerwolf

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Bite of the Queerwolf

Tales of Monsterotica #4

Justin MacCormack

Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk, ready to make Jonathan Woodcock play fetch! Will Jonathan be able to stand up to the big, leather-clad alpha, or will he succumb to the BITE OF THE QUEERWOLF?

He’s shagged vampires and other monsters in his sexual escapades across the darkest parts of Europe and beyond, but now it’s time for young Jonathan Woodcock to really take a walk on the wild side! Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk in the forest surrounding Budapest, ready to make our reluctant hero play fetch!

Fur and fangs (and leather collars) will fly in Jonathan Woodcock’s kinkiest adventure to date! Will our young hero be able to stand up to the big daddy of all werewolves, who wants to do nothing more than make Jonathan strip and submit? Coming this far after his previous adventures, will Jonathan succumb to the BITE OF THE QUEERWOLF? (No, he’s our hero! But he’ll definitely leave with a few teeth-marks!)

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

Bite of the Queerwolf is a 15,000-word novella.

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Tales of Monsterotica: Anthology Collection Book One

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Tales of Monsterotica

Anthology Collection Book One

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock tours the erotic world of monsters: the kinky Count Shagula who lusts after his fluids, the sinister Doctor Wankenstein and his romp-pounding hunk, and the charming mummy whose restrictive bindings pull him face-to-crotch.

When the budding and sexually-repressed young accountant Jonathan Woodcock was sent to the distant lands of Transylvania, he expected only a dull and uneventful trip. Instead, he began a series of erotic adventures that would see him go up against the greatest monsters of history!

Travel with Jonathan as he explores the kinky terrors of Castle Shagula and experiences the vampiric Count who lusts after a different sort of life fluid! Watch as poor Jonathan experiences the sinister experiments of the crazed Doctor Wankenstein and the rump-pounding terror of the scientist’s home-built hunk! Shriek in fear as young Mr Woodcock comes face-to-crotch with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge!

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage, and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

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Prey

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Prey

Britt Collins

When ex-cop Lucas Ford finds out the beautiful vampire he fell in love with twenty years ago is real, his only chance to save her—and their love—is to risk his life as he hunts the predator bent on destroying her and all of Vampire-kind.

Most people learn after the first mistake, two at the most. It took Lucas Ford three and now it might cost him his life.

Mistake number 1:

At eighteen years old he saw the unthinkable, a vampire. She told him her name is Victoria. He followed her through the woods and enviously watched as she drank from another. He fell in love.

Mistake number 2:

He told other people what he saw. From that moment on Lucas was labeled as crazy. After years of therapy and joining the army he was cured and beautiful, exotic Victoria—and his love for her—it all became a fading dream.

Mistake number 3:

He let twenty years pass, thinking she was a figment of his imagination. Now she’s here and very real and needs his help.

Vampires are under attack by a new kind of predator. They are no longer at the top of the food chain. Lucas is determined to find this twisted executioner before Victoria becomes the latest victim.

He’s more than willing to lose his life for her.

Prey is a 20,000-word novella.

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